Linda the Therapist Who Thinks She's a Shrink - Clients / Therapist for the People / Bernard the Blamer

Linda has been practicing the art of "I'm a therapist, but actually, I'm just here to listen to you vent" for years. Her specialties include:

• Blaming everything on your parents
• Refusing to acknowledge any personal growth
• Using your sessions as a free therapy session for her own existential dread

Meet Bernard the Blamer: He's been coming to Linda for years, and it's a real treat. He's convinced he's the victim of a vast conspiracy, and his sessions with Linda are always a delight.

Some of his favorite topics include: They Are All Out to Get Me, It's Not My Problem, It's Theirs, and It Was the Cat.