Dear Client, I'm thrilled to report that we've reached Week 4 of your therapy sessions with me, Linda! That's right, we've been together for an entire month now. I'm starting to feel like we're more than just a couple of strangers who happen to have a couch and a couch cushion.
We've made some great progress, don't you think? I mean, you're still not convinced that the aliens are controlling your toaster, but we're working on it. And let's be real, who needs proof when you've got a good therapist like me?
As you can see from this totally-not-made-up progress graph, we've got a nice steady incline. It's a shame we can't show this to your ex on Facebook, but I'm sure they'll just believe you when you tell them.
Next week, we're going to tackle those pesky childhood memories that are still haunting you. Or maybe we'll just watch cat videos for a while. I haven't decided yet.