Attended by: Lisa the Organizer
Agenda:
- Discuss the meaning of life at 9:00 AM sharp
- Make fun of Dave's haircut at 9:30 AM
- Take a 30-minute break to eat pizza at 10:30 AM
- Debate the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping at 11:00 AM
Side effects of attending this meeting may include:
- Excessive use of sarcasm
- Spontaneous combustion (just kidding, but you never know)
- Uncontrollable urges to sing show tunes
- Temporary blindness to the meaning of time (it's 12:30 PM already?)
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