You have reached the second level of our loyalty program! Congratulations, you're getting close to becoming a true champion of meetings.
Here are your current points:
100 points for attending that one meeting where you pretended to care
50 points for eating a stale donut in a meeting
20 points for nodding off during a presentation
10 points for using a phrase that starts with 'synergy' in a sentence about coffee
Next Level: Level 3: The C-Suite