10:00 AM - "World Domination" Discussion
Join the Discussion11:00 AM - "Why Can't My Cat Play the Piano" Panel
Attend the Panel12:00 PM - "Lunatics' Lunch Break" (Free Pizza for all attendees!)
Join the Food Coma1:00 PM - "The Secret to Happiness" Self-Help Session
Find Inner Peace2:00 PM - "The Art of Napping" Workshop
Snooze Control3:00 PM - "The Futility of Existence" Debate
Join the Despair