Sunday Funday Agenda

1. Discuss the merits of eating an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting.
2. Debate the best way to spend an entire afternoon binge-watching cat videos.
3. Elect a new leader for the Lunatics' Union (current leader is on a 3-day bender).

1. Discuss the new policy on taking three-hour lunches.
2. Vote on the merits of turning the conference room into a giant ball pit.
3. Elect a new union president (current one is still on a 3-day bender).

1. Discuss the new policy on mandatory napping.
2. Vote on whether or not to replace the conference table with a giant bean bag chair.
3. Plan a surprise party for the union's 50th anniversary (which is actually just a Tuesday).