MEETINGS

AGENDA ITEM: Zorvath The Unyielding

Breaking News: Zorvath The Unyielding has been added to the meeting schedule, because, honestly, who wouldn't want to meet with this guy?

Agenda Item Details:

• Time: 2:00 AM. Because, let's be real, the real work gets done at 2 AM.
• Location: The conference room. Where the walls are covered in Sharpie marks and the chairs are held together with duct tape.
• Objective: To determine why Zorvath's ego is bigger than the meeting room itself.
• Expected Outcomes: None. Because, let's face it, we're all just here for the free catering.

Also, rumor has it, Zorvath is demanding a 5-star rating on the meeting room's Yelp page.

Related Links:

• Why Didn't We Invite Zorvath Last Week?
• Zorvath's Meeting Notes (Not That He'd Actually Write Any)
• Breaking News: Zorvath Demands Better Coffee