Lunatic Decision 3: The Great Sausage Incident of 2023
On the 15th of February 2023, our esteemed Lunatic Council gathered to address the pressing issue of sausages in the break room.
Background
- Reports of a mysterious 'Sausage King' were circulating among the employees
- Multiple complaints about a 'Sausage-related Incident' were filedประก
- The break room was said to be 'unbearably hot' due to an 'unusual aroma'
Decision
After a 3-hour debate, the council reached a consensus:
- The Sausage King shall not be allowed to rule the break room
- All sausages shall be banned from the premises until further notice
- A new ventilation system shall be installed, effective immediately