Meetings: Attendees Lunatics Decisions and Resolutions

Today's meeting was a blast! We managed to resolve exactly 0 issues. Here's what we accomplished:

Attendees:

• John "The Inefficent" - Spent most of the meeting browsing cat videos on his phone.
• Jane "The Unrelenting" - Argued with the copier for an hour.
• Bob "The Silent Treatment" - Refused to speak to anyone for the entire duration.

Decisions:

• We decided that pizza is the answer to all of life's questions.
• We also decided that the copier is haunted.
• We came to the conclusion that our meetings are the highlight of everyone's week.

Resolutions:

• We will have a company-wide pizza party to celebrate our productivity.
• We will hold a séance to exorcise the spirit of the haunted copier.
• We will make meetings more interesting by forcing everyone to wear funny hats.

And that's a wrap! Thanks for joining us, and see you at the next meeting where we'll probably just sit around and stare at each other in silence.

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