Chapter 3: The Etiquette of Lunatics

Subsection 3.1: The Art of Not Listening

As a seasoned lunatic, it is imperative to perfect the art of not listening to what others are saying. This is crucial for maintaining the illusion of being interested while secretly plotting world domination.

Key takeaways:

• Stare intensely at the speaker while thinking about your next move.
• Maintain a 90-degree angle of eye contact, even when looking directly into the sun.
• Avoid nodding, as this may be seen as a sign of actual interest.

For further reading on the subject, visit Chapter 4: The Art of Not Speaking

Chapter 5: The Etiquette of Not Apologizing

Appendix: A List of Excuses