ROBERTO'S INVITATION

Invitation Details

Dear esteemed lunatic, you are cordially invited to attend the most boring meeting in the universe!

Join us for a discussion on the finer points of nothing, led by the world-renowned expert on the subject, Roberto.

When: Never.

Where: Somewhere.

Please bring your favorite snack, as we will be discussing for an eternity.

RSVP: Never, we know you will come.

Agenda: Zzz...

Duration: Forever.

Expected Outcome: Nothing.

Expected Outcome (cont.): Still nothing.

Expected Outcome (cont. 2): Nothing, but with more nothing.

Expected Outcome (cont. 3): Nothing, with a side of nothing.