Marketing Meeting Minutes - Ellen Larson's Reign of Terror

• Attendees: Ellen Larson, CEO, Steve Parker, Sales, Steve's Intern, Bob
• Agenda:
  • Item 1: Discuss new branding for 'Terror Tuesdays'
  • Item 2: Introduce new 'Fear Factor' metrics
  • Item 3: Review marketing budget for 'Larson's Revenge' launch
• Notes:

  Ellen took over the meeting and demanded everyone use her preferred font: 'Bangers'.

  The team reluctantly agreed to the font, but not before Steve Parker made a snide comment about the font being 'soooo 2000s'.

  Ellen then proceeded to dominate the agenda, barely allowing anyone else to speak.

• Next Meeting: Ellen Takes Over Again