Welcome, esteemed mathematicians, to the most unpredictable, yet somehow still somewhat organized, meeting of the year! Today's agenda is packed with Riemannian Ruffians, a group so feared and revered in the mathematical community, they're almost like the Illuminati, but with more calculators.
Riemanns' Ruffians Union - Our keynote speaker will regale us with tales of the Riemannian Ruffians' most daring exploits.
Riemannian Ruffians' Membership Form - Don't miss your chance to join the ranks of the most feared and respected mathematicians in the land! (Application process involves solving a series of increasingly difficult equations. Good luck!)