Also known as "The Universe is a Large, Confounding Mess" theory, this states that the universe is inherently improbable, and that anything can happen, but probably won't.
Proponents of this theory point to the sheer number of improbable events that occur every day, from a butterfly flapping its wings in a specific way to cause a global pandemic, to a toaster popping up and spitting out a slice of toast with the words "Help Me" written on it.
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A lesser-known theory, this states that any geometric shape can be made into a weapon, if only you tilt it at the correct angle.
Advocates for this theory claim that a cube, for instance, can be used as a projectile, and that a sphere, with sufficient force, can be used to deflect an enemy's attack and return it with increased velocity.
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