Mathematicians in Space: The Unofficial Notes on Gravity

Notes on Gravity

Meeting Minutes - 23rd Galactic Convention

Attendees:

• Ada Lovelace (Chief Mathematicician)
• Archimedes
• Euclid (via Hologram)
• Pythagoras (via Hologram)

Notes:

Gravity: A Mythsical Concept

We, the mathematicians, have been tasked with studying the so-called "force" that keeps things on the ground.

After weeks of deliberation and debate, we have come to a consensus:

Gravity is, in fact, a myth created by the universe's most skilled prankster, a being of pure energy and chaos.

Proof:

• Why does a rock fall down but a feather float away?
• Is it the rock's stubbornness or the feather's lack thereof?

Further investigation revealed that the answer lies not in the laws of physics, but in the whims of the universe itself.

Conclusion:

We, the mathematicians, have been duped.

Recommendations:

• Establish a department of Myth-busters within the Galactic Union of Mathematicicians
• Issue a formal apology to the universe