Mathematical Observations by Archimedes

Today, I, Archimedes, realized that 16 is indeed 4 squared, but also... 4.

I wrote this down in my trusty diary entry 42, and it has been a game-changer for my understanding of the universe.

I mean, think about it: 4 squared is just 4, but it's also 4! It's like the number 4 is playing a prank on us, and we just can't see it coming.