Calculus-Catastrophe Registration

Register now for the most intense calculus conference in the galaxy!

Warning: This conference is not for the faint of heart. Are you prepared to face the infinite horrors of the derivative? Can you handle the crushing despair of the limit's approach to zero? If so, then join us for an afternoon of calculus-based terror!

Speaker lineup includes:

• Dr. Dark Matter: "The Many Faces of the Multivariable Function"
• Professor Black Hole: "A Brief History of Singularities"
• The Mathemagician: "Solving for x in the Age of the Singularity"

Disclaimer: The organizers of Calculus-Catastrophe are not responsible for any emotional trauma, anxiety attacks, or spontaneous combustion caused by the content of this website. By registering, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks.