Mathematicians in Space: A Calculus Catastrophe

You've found the Vector Rescue Ship, where mathematicians in space have lost their minds.

The Calculus Catastrophe is a reality where functions are everywhere, and limits are nowhere.

Join us on a journey to escape the infinite loop of derivatives and integrals.

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