Pythagoras' Notes on the Geometry of Glazed Donuts

Mathematicians-in-Space Expeditionary Force, Mission Log Entry 3456

Observations on the Circumference of a Glazed Donut

While traversing the cosmos, our team encountered a most peculiar phenomenon: the glazed donut.

Mathematical Formulas:

1. Derivation of the Great Glazed Circumference
2. Proof of the Poly-Gonality of Pauses

Conclusion

Our findings indicate that the geometry of glazed donuts is a complex, mind-bending phenomenon, rivaling the intricacies of space-time itself.

Recommendations

• Further research is needed, but we've already applied for funding from the Galactic Donut Initiative.
• We suggest establishing a new branch of mathematics dedicated to the study of Glazed Donut Geometry.

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