By Andrew Wiles
We, the magnificent mathematicians, gather here to defy the mundane, to seek the truth, and to find the theoretical solutions to life's most complex problems.
As we navigate the infinite realms of calculus, we shall not be silenced by the doubters, we shall not be swayed by the naysayers, and we shall not be defeated by the non-believers.
Our mission is not just to prove theorems; it's to prove that math is the ultimate answer to all life's questions.
Join us, and together we shall conquer the world of numbers, logic, and reason.
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