Mathematicians In Time: Emmy Noether's Attendance Policy

Attendance Record: 3/10 (and that's being generous)

Emmy Noether was a mathematician who could have done with a little less attendance at meetings. Her legendary attendance policy was simple: "If I don't have a theorem to share, I'm not attending."

Meeting Minutes:

**Meeting 1: The Invariant Theory of Fuzzy Socks**

Noether: "I'm sorry, I'm running a bit late. I had to stop and smell the tea."

Jean-Pierre: "I've been trying to solve this problem for weeks. Can we just move on to the next item?"

Noether: "Not until I finish my tea."

Attendance Statistics:

Meeting Noether's Attendance Reason for Absence
Meeting 1 Yes Tea
Meeting 2 No Tea was still brewing
Meeting 3 No Tea was not brewing

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