In 1987, renowned Mathemagician, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, proposed the theory that a pizza with an infinite number of slices could, in fact, be a finite number if each slice had a negative area. The implications for the field of pizza mathematics were profound.
This theory was later disproved by a group of mathemagicians from the rival university, who pointed out that even a single slice with a negative area would have a negative circumference, thus making it impossible to exist.
Undeterred, Professor Bottomsworth and his team countered with the "Pizza Paradox Theory of Infinite Negations" (PPT-IN). They posited that if a pizza had an infinite number of negative slices, each with a negative area, it would, in fact, have a positive volume.