Meetings: Attendees - Mathematicians - Alan the Sockless - Sock Dispensing Machine Designs

Designs for the most epic of sock machines

Meet the team of genius mathematicians behind the world's most complex sock-dispensing technology.

Alan "The Sockless" Thompson - Chief Sock Dispenser

Alan is our resident expert on the art of sock dispensing. His PhD in Sock Dynamics is unparalleled.

Notable Designs:

• Sock Dispensing Machine 1.0
• Sock Dispensing Machine 2.0 Beta
• Sock Dispensing Machine 3.0 Alpha

Stay tuned for more updates from our team of sock-dispensing geniuses.