Alan the Socksole Genius

His magnum opus, "The Sock Theory: A Treatise on Footwear's Hidden Patterns"

Treatise PDF

Alan's groundbreaking research on the intricacies of sock patterns has been hailed as a masterpiece by the academic community.

View his publications

His work has been featured in numerous peer-reviewed journals, including Toe Jam and Sock Quarterly.

View his awards

Alan's tireless efforts have been recognized with the prestigious Golden Sock Award, the Toe-Tally Award, and the Heel-Toe Award.

Sock Patterns

Explore the intricacies of Alan's sock designs, each one a testament to his genius.

Socks in Space

A journey through the cosmos, where Alan explores the possibilities of sock-based propulsion systems.

Publications

A list of publications by Alan the Socksole Genius:

Soc Papers

A collection of research papers on the intricacies of sock patterns.

Toe Tales

A collection of short stories featuring sock-themed protagonists.

Heel-Toe-Haiku

A collection of haiku on the beauty of socks.

Sock Patterns

A gallery of Alan's sock designs:

Sock Pattern 1 Sock Pattern 2 Sock Pattern 3 Sock Pattern 4

Socks in Space

A journey through the cosmos, where Alan explores the possibilities of sock-based propulsion systems:

Socks in Space 1 Socks in Space 2 Socks in Space 3 Socks in Space 4