Today, the math department's analysis limit meeting is being held in a cramped, windowless room deep beneath the earth's crust. The agenda is as follows:
- 9:00 - Arrival and caffeine consumption
- 9:30 - Introduction to the art of limit calculation
- 11:00 - Lunch break, during which time the coffee machine will be replaced with a new, experimental model
- 11:30 - Advanced limit theory and its applications to the real world
- 1:00 - Conclusion and Q&A, during which time the attendees will be forced to listen to the department head's terrible math jokes
Key speakers include:
Dr. Emily Epsilon, renowned for her work on the epsilon-delta method
Dr. John Infinity, expert in all things infinite series