Bernoulli the Buffalo
Bernoulli is a renowned mathematician and expert in probability and statistics. He's been known to spend hours calculating the odds of finding the perfect buffalo wing in a crowded stadium.
Bernoulli has attended 12 meetings this month, averaging 3.5 meetings per week. He's been spotted at 7 different conference rooms, with a favorite chair that's become his own personal trademark.
When asked about his interests, Bernoulli responded with: "I'm more interested in the probability of finding a decent coffee shop near the conference center than the actual content of the meetings."