On the fateful day of March 15, 1927, the world's greatest mathematicians gathered at the prestigious 'Euler's Eateries' conference to settle the question: "Is a Cheese Stick a type of pizza or a type of pasta?" The debate raged for hours, with the likes of Euclid, Archimedes, and Newton weighing in with their expertise.
Euclid argued that the Cheese Stick's rectangular shape and crispy texture made it a clear candidate for the pasta family, while Archimedes countered that its melty, cheesy goodness was more akin to a fine Italian delicacy. Newton, the self-proclaimed 'King of Physics,' insisted that the only constant in the universe was the law of gravity, but even he couldn't resist the charms of a well-placed Cheese Stick.
But wait, there's more! The debate didn't end there. A group of rogue mathematicians, led by the enigmatic 'Euler's Eater,' stormed the stage and presented a shocking counterpoint: "A Cheese Stick is, in fact, a type of pizza!" The room erupted in chaos as the two sides clashed, with some attendees calling for a recount of the evidence and others demanding a pizza party.
And so, the great Cheese Stick debate of 1927 remains one of the most epic intellectual battles of the century. Will you join the fray and take sides? Visit our Theories page to learn more about the arguments and evidence presented by both sides.
Or, if you're feeling bold, visit our Euler's Eateries page to see where the debate took place and maybe even try a Cheese Stick of your own.