Derp-in-the-Theory Meeting Attendees

Present at this meeting:

• Dr. Emily Epsilon, Theoretical Derp Specialist
• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Derp-in-the-Theory Officer
• Balthazar McDerpface, Derp-in-the-Theory Intern

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the finer points of Derp-in-the-Theory, a groundbreaking new field of study that explores the intersection of randomness and purpose.

Agenda:

1. Item 1: The History of Derp
2. Item 2: Derp-in-the-Theory and the Future of Physics
3. Item 3: Derp-in-the-Theory and the Art of Doing Nothing