Fermat-Pierre's Theorem
Fermat-Pierre is a renowned mathematician and part-time accordion player.
This theorem states that every odd perfect number can be represented as 2^{p-1} * 2^{p-2} + 1, where p is a prime number greater than 2.
But wait, there's more! This theorem is also known as the "Mathematical Equivalent of a Fancy French Hat".
Read the full proof for the most mathematically-inclined readers.