Fermat's Foibles Folly Society Rules

Bylaws for attendees of the most esteemed, yet utterly absurd, mathemagical gatherings:

• Article 1: Thou shalt not speak of Fermat's Last Theorem, except in hushed tones, with a hint of despair.
• Article 2: Thou shalt not bring a calculator, lest it be mistaken for a tool of the enemy.
• Article 3: All attendees are expected to wear a 'I'd rather be at a conference for accountants' t-shirt on Fridays.
• Article 4: No discussion of the 'Monty Hall problem' shall be had before 10 AM, lest the coffee not have had its full effect.

Subpage: Rules of Conduct for Mathemagical Creatures

Subpage: Committee Members (or, 'Those Who Shall Not Be Named')