Glaze the Theory Formulas

Glaze Theory Primer

The Glaze Theory is a fundamental concept in the field of Chaos Theory. It states that all objects with a surface area of 42.5cm² or more will inevitably stick to a given surface, forming an unbreakable bond.

Formula:

            
                Glaze = (π * r^2) + (2 * h) + 1.618
            
        

Where r is the radius of the object, h is the height of the object, and 1.618 is a mysterious, yet crucial, constant.