Glaze Theory Primer
The Glaze Theory is a fundamental concept in the field of Chaos Theory. It states that all objects with a surface area of 42.5cm² or more will inevitably stick to a given surface, forming an unbreakable bond.
Formula:
Glaze = (π * r^2) + (2 * h) + 1.618
Where r is the radius of the object, h is the height of the object, and 1.618 is a mysterious, yet crucial, constant.