Mathematical Glazed Theory Variant 1

Meetings are always a blur, but for mathematicians, it's a whole different story. Welcome, attendees, to the world of Glazed Theory!

Here's a rundown of the theory:

• The Glazed Theory states that the probability of a meeting being productive is inversely proportional to the number of donuts consumed.
• The Glazed Theory also states that the number of coffee cups required to reach peak productivity is directly proportional to the number of attendees.

Want to learn more about the intricacies of Glazed Theory?

Check out our subpages:

• Glaze Ratios: The Key to Unlocking Productivity
• Mathematical Glazed Theory: The Underlying Equations

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Experimental Glaze: The Results Are In!

Disclaimer: Glazed Theory is not scientifically proven and is entirely a product of our meeting-addled minds.

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