Dr. Bad Algorithm, renowned expert in absurd mathematical endeavors, has arrived at the Number Theory Nation meeting. His latest paper, "On the Inefficiency of Infinite Loops," has been causing quite the stir.
Meet the Existential Quandaries, a group of philosophers questioning the very fabric of reality, have been discussing the implications of Dr. Algorithm's work.
Dr. Algorithm's presentation is scheduled for tomorrow, where he will unveil his latest algorithm, guaranteed to make your head spin.
The Code Snake Oil, a group of programmers, have been known to be skeptical of Dr. Algorithm's methods, but are expected to be in attendance, armed with their trusty coffee machines.