Mathematicians' Society of Unlikely Theories

Attendees:

• Paul Cohen
• Albert Einstein
• Archimedes
• Isaac Newton
• Leonhard Euler

Today's Meeting: "The Unlikely Theories That Kept Me Up All Night"

Purpose:

We discussed the implications of the Riemann Hypothesis on the local bakery's croissant sales.

Key Takeaways:

• Archimedes proved that pi is actually a transcendental number.
• Isaac Newton demonstrated that gravity can be simulated in a spreadsheet.
• Paul Cohen showed that the probability of finding a good croissant at the local bakery is actually 1 in 10^12.

Next Meeting:

Next week we will discuss "The Fermat's Last Theorem: A Recipe for Disaster".

Read Paul's latest thesis