Attendees of the Inconsequential Meeting of Mathemagical Proportion

This meeting will be attended by the most esteemed members of the mathemagical community, including:

Galileo Galilei's Ghost - To speak on the intricacies of gravitational acceleration
The Pi Man - To recite the first 1000 digits of Pi from memory
Pythagoras' Proof - To present a proof of the theorem with only 5 lines of code
The Derangement of the Odds - To calculate the probability of winning at roulette while simultaneously solving for X
Tesla's Tortoise - To demonstrate the power of the most efficient route to the finish line

Refreshments will be served at the end of the meeting, including a special Pi-day cake.

Don't be late, or you'll miss the most epic math battle of the century!

See you there, math enthusiasts!