We're glad you could make it! Today, we'll be covering the most important math principles, because someone clearly needs to.
Our attendees include:
1. Fermats the Feral will talk about Fermats' Little Theorem, but only if someone brings donuts.
2. Bernoulli the Brilliant will explain why the expected value of a random variable is never actually random.
3. Primas the Pun-maker will try to fit the entire meeting's discussion into a limerick.