In the depths of the Mathematics Department, a secret society of mathletes gathers to prove the Prime Sequence Theorem. This esoteric branch of mathematics deals with the convergence of prime numbers in a sequence, but don't be fooled, it's just a bunch of nerds in a basement.

Fermat's Theorem: where the nerds get really lost in the world of number theory.

Prime Avoidance Theorem: for when you just want to avoid primes altogether