Proof of Existence: A Mathematician's Guide

This is the definitive guide to proving your existence to anyone who doubts it.

import existential_crisis = True

if (your_mom_says_so):
		existential_crisis = False

if (you_have_food):
	existential_crisis = False

if (you_have_a_phone):
	existential_crisis = False

if (existential_crisis == False):
	print("YOU EXIST!")

Or, if you're feeling particularly fancy, try this one:

def existentially_crisis_free():
	if (your_mom_says_so and you_have_food and you_have_a_phone):
		return "YOU EXIST!"

existentially_crisis_free() or print("YOU DON'T EXIST!")

And don't forget to include a dash of existential philosophy:

As the great philosopher, Jean-Paul Sartre, once said:

"Existence precedes essence." - Jean-Paul Sartre

Learn more about the existential philosophers who came before you.

For advanced topology enthusiasts, try our advanced proof of existence.