Proof of Life Theorem

Dr. George Geek's groundbreaking work on existential dread.

By the power vested in us, Dr. George Geek has proven that life is a never-ending cycle of meetings, coffee, and despair.

Corollary:

Meetings are a fundamental force that govern the universe.

Hypercorollary:

Mathematicians who attend meetings will never find the meaning of life.

Meeting of the Damned Meeting of the Dead Meeting of the Never-Ending