Mathematicians
Dr. Sarah Statistics
Presented the following proof:
The Infinite Loop of Socks
The theorem states that in an infinite loop of socks, the probability of finding a matching sock is directly proportional to the amount of time spent thinking about it.
Dr. Statistics proved this using only 17 different types of graph paper, 3 calculators, and 1 slightly-above-average understanding of topology.
The meeting was attended by:
- Dr. John Geometry
- Dr. Jane Algebra
- Dr. Bob Calculus
- Dr. Sarah Statistics