Subcommittee of the Obvious - Attendance Report
Present:
- Dr. Mathemagica, Chair (Theoretical Physicist)
- Prof. Obi-Wan, Theorist (Famous Philosopher)
- Balthazar McSnazz, Applied Mathematician
Not Present:
- The Incomprehensible, Postmodern Artist
- Professor Punsley, Linguist (On sabbatical)
- Dr. Flibloom, Theoretical Biologist (Lost in thought)
Reasons for Absence:
- The Incomprehensible: "I had a meeting with my therapist."
- Professor Punsley: "I'm recharging my pun-batteries."
- Dr. Flibloom: "I got lost in the thought experiment."