Here's a list of mathematicians cited by Proof of Life, because someone had to make them look good.
1. Bernoulli, the Unsung Hero (1732-1807)
2. Bernoulli Constant (a constant that's actually just a variable)
3. Mandelbrot, the Man Who Made Fractals Great Again (1924-2010)
4. Feigen, Who Just Likes Birds (1795-1865)
We're not done yet, folks! There are more mathematicians to cite.