Riemannian Rules: The Ultimate Guide to Not Being Wrong

Welcome, fellow mathemagicians, to the sacred texts of Bernhard Riemann, the patron saint of geometricians.

Rule 1: All curves are like hugs for your eyes

According to Riemann, curves are like the smoothest of smooths. They're so smooth, you can't even.

Rule 2: Geodesics are like the roads to success

In the wise words of Riemann, geodesics are the shortest path to enlightenment. Don't get lost, just geode your way.