Quantum Mechanical Engineers: The Most Likely to Attend

These individuals are known for their ability to calculate pi to 100 decimal places in their head, while simultaneously explaining the meaning of life in 5 words or less.

Notable Attendees:

• Number Theorists - The mathematicians who can recite the first 50 digits of pi backwards.
• Algorithmic Architects - The mathematicians who can design the most complicated algorithms for the most mundane tasks.
• Quantum Pharmacists - The mathematicians who can prescribe the optimal dosage of caffeine for maximum productivity.
• Topological Engineers - The mathematicians who can optimize the shortest path between two points in 3D space.