Present were mathematicians from around the world. The topic of discussion was Pi. Yes, that Pi. We argued over the correct value, the correct formula, and the correct way to pronounce it. It was a lively debate, with some interesting points made.
1. Dr. Robert Kazim claimed that Pi is 3.14159, but only on Tuesdays.
2. Dr. Emma Pi argued that Pi is actually 3.14159265359, but only if you round down.
3. Dr. Alan Turing insisted that Pi is an irrational number, and therefore cannot be defined by a finite number of digits.
We eventually decided that the correct value of Pi would have to be decided by the mathematical community. Or maybe we just got tired and left. Either way, it was a productive meeting.