Mathematical Services

Our Team of Highly Trained and Highly Untrained Mathematicians

We offer the following services:

Algorithms for the Unsolved
Proofs and Certifications
Chaos Theory Consulting
Encryption for the Inept

Our Services are Not for Everyone

But if you're a highly skilled mathematician or a highly skilled user of mathematics, you might be interested in our services. Please contact us to schedule a consultation.

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Disclaimer: We cannot actually help you with your math homework, but we can pretend.