Linear Programming for the Unwashed Masses

What is Linear Programming?

Linear Programming is a method of solving linear equations, but don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds!

It's actually quite straightforward, really.

Take a look at our What is Linear Programming? page for a more in-depth explanation.

Our Services

Linear Programming Services

We offer a range of services for the mathematically-challenged:

Linear Equation Balancing
Mathematical Optimization
Cod Optimization (just kidding, that's not a thing)

And more! Check out our Linear Programming Services for more information.

Our Team

Meet the Mathletes behind Linear Programming for the Unwashed Masses

We are a team of expert mathematicians, all of whom are certified in linear programming (or not, we're still working on it)

Dr. Mathew "The Linear" Llama
Mathilda "The Equation" McSquiggles
Bob "The Algorithm" Smith

Learn more about our team on our Our Team page.

This page is a satirical take on the concept of linear programming, a method of solving linear equations. The site's "meetings" and "services" are all tongue-in-cheek, and the "team" is a group of self-proclaimed "mathletes" who are all experts in linear programming (or not). The site's aesthetic is a playful, humorous take on the typically dry subject of linear programming.