The Great Caffeine Conundrum

Attendees of the Most Important Math Meeting of the Century

Where the world's top mathematicians gather to drink coffee, eat donuts, and contemplate the meaning of life

Our Agenda:

• Item 1: The Caffeine-Induced Theorem
• Item 2: Donut Economics: A New Frontier
• Item 3: Infinite Series of Meetings
• Item 4: The Mathemagician's Guide to Time Management
• Item 5: Coffee Shop Showdown

Snack Break: Energy Boost Brainstorming Session 1: The Caffeine Conundrum