Mathematicians' Space-Time Continuum Theory Meeting

Minutes from the 4th Dimensional Meeting

Attendees:

• Professor Pi
• Dr. Euler
• Dr. Feynman
• Mr. Gödel

Agenda:

• Item 1: Proving the 4th Dimensional Space-Time Continuum is not just a fancy way of saying "it's complicated"
• Item 2: Debating whether the speed of light is a fundamental limit or just a really good speed limit
• Item 3: Calculating the probability of a black hole swallowing a mathematician's favorite snack, pizza

Notes:

Professor Pi: "I've calculated the diameter of the universe, and let me tell you, it's a big deal."

Dr. Euler: "I've worked out the math, and it seems the probability of the black hole swallowing a pizza is 0.0001%... or is that just a coincidence?"

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