We were supposed to have a meeting about the uncertainty principle. But let's be real, who needs certainty when you can have... well, uncertainty?
Our team of expert mathematicians has been tasked with resolving the fundamental issues surrounding this most basic of principles. And by "tasked", I mean they've all been drinking a lot of coffee and muttering to themselves in corners.
As of now, they're still trying to wrap their heads around the concept of wave-particle duality. But don't worry, we'll get back to you when we've managed to find a single, unifying truth.